In order to appeal to the masses of humanity, one need not trouble oneself. One need only have something truly unimpressive to offer — and the truly unimpressive are sure to snatch it up.

In order to appeal to the masses of humanity, one need not trouble oneself. One need only have something truly unimpressive to offer — and the truly unimpressive are sure to snatch it up.
9 December 2009
Categories: Culture, humor, Literature, music, Philosophy, Social Commentary, Uncategorized . Tags: advertising, christian, Culture, homogeneity, humor, life, Literature, marketing, mass appeal, music, Philosophy, quality, Religion, Social Commentary . Author: BothEyesShut . Comments: 7 Comments
If there’s any difference between your Average John or Jane Doe and the other people on this list, it’s that some drivers work together to keep from getting home any later than necessary, and some fuck it up by trying to do it their own way.
3 December 2009
Categories: Fiction, humor, Social Commentary, Southern California, Uncategorized . Tags: cars, drivers, driving, humor, life, Non-Fiction, rant, sarcasm, Social Commentary, Southern California, traffic . Author: BothEyesShut . Comments: 4 Comments
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If the Christmas bonus didn’t come through again, or Uncle Hobart won’t drive to San Diego to see the kids, or yes-I-know-what-I-said-about-charity-but-he’d-just-buy-beer-with-it, then you’re living too close to earth.
14 December 2009
Categories: Culture, Holidays, Philosophy, Religion, Social Commentary, Southern California, Uncategorized . Tags: catholic, christian, Christmas, church, god, Holidays, life, materialism, Philosophy, reason for the season, Religion, Santa Claus, Sinter Klaus, Social Commentary . Author: BothEyesShut . Comments: 5 Comments