Stale Loaves, Gamey Fish, and Feeding More Than Five-Thousand

In order to appeal to the masses of humanity, one need not trouble oneself. One need only have something truly unimpressive to offer — and the truly unimpressive are sure to snatch it up.

Have It Big: a Varied and Vociferous Vocabulary

Join the ranks of the fully vocabulated! Use euphemisms in making fun of aristocracy, and vulgarisms in defending Democracy!

Music You Have No Right to Listen To

A has-been shouldn’t sound like a wanna-be. It’s pathetic.

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